so i was driving down 275--- there are these really funny inflatable football guys on display on the side if you'll note-- and i noticed all these birds in the sky.. there were probably about four different groups of them flying in these weird circles.. and by circles i am referring to both the path they took and the formation in which they flew.. it was reminiscent of the school of fish in
Finding Nemo... you know.. they looked as though they were lighting up when really they were just swishing their tails back and forth.. so yeah.. the birds were doing that kind of thing.. they were circles of what looked like iron fillings flying in circles and seemingly disappearing and reappearing.. in any case i was spellbound.. and i stared at the sky-- while of course carefully watching the road--
gee how pretty---
PLOP. PLOOP.. PLOploPLOOP...those
useless, ugly, vile flying rats
crapped all over my car.. and by crap i mean diarrhea.. not like the normal poop.. it was piecy and brown.. like someone took a tablespoon of beach sand and a quarter cup of water and threw it at my window..
five times.. im not protective of my car or anything.. but really..
gross.